A girl flirts with you so you touch her nose. You get beaten and arrested. You are now in jail. What do you now think of my threads?

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[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Stupid soyciety. They became too weak. Let me cut off some random girl's nose for my collection. This is why the world will collapse. People got too soft to enjoy legitimate hobbies like nose gathering. Everyone knows those grow again, right.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think your clothes make your prison pocket look delicious.

[–]monkeymagic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i just want them to stop giving me a fork with my goddamn apple sauce.