I mean, being short fucking sucks. If you're a man and you're less than six feet tall (183 cm), you're considered genetically worthless. It's even worse if you try to work out and have a good body, cause then you're just called a "manlet" and get accused of trying to compensate for being the size of an Oompa Loompa and get called insecure and whatever.
Anyway, I'm a midget-ass motherfucker at only 180 cm. Or, the size of a 13 year old Dutch girl. I'm currently in Japan staying at a dirty, run-down hostel for $15 a night. It's a rooftop room and the "bathroom" if you can call it that has an extremely low ceiling. A reviewer of this place actually said it's exactly 167 cm, or 5'6", cause that was her height. I'm short as shit, but I'm not 5'6". So I was stooped down in there, trying to take a shower with a bent neck. And all I can think was, "So this is what being tall is like." As if I was Shaq.
While the bathroom is slightly inconvenient, I don't see what the fuck tall people are always complaining about. "But... Everything was made with you in mind!" Shut the fuck up! That's the most first-world of First World Problems I could imagine! I could get used to having to bend my neck sideways to shower if it meant fresh pussy everywhere I go, instant respect and intimidation from most people, and being seen as a god among mortals. You'd have to have an incredibly shitty, Andrew Tate or Amber Heard-like personality to not get respect as a tall person. Some tall guys are just a bunch of pussies. I'd trade my midget-ass for all the "tall people problems" in the world.
So, I ask... Do tall people ever legitimately wish they were sub-six-foot like myself? Or are they just whining over nothing? Are there any actual "tall people problems" to where they wish they were my height or shorter?
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