This is a rather odd question. As a working, straight white male with kids and a functional wife, I fully believe that most of these would get priority over me and my family. Probably all of them. But I would take,

1 Yep, I see no reason not to.

2 No thanks. I don't need him running the roost

3 I would rather not, she sounds like a bag of trouble.

4 While I have nothing against taking in an old priest, being raised Catholic myself the teachings he has would likely instruct him to sacrifice his life for others in any case.

5 Probably yes, that 16 year old is likely going to need someone who knows what their doing.

6/7 Given I have rejected most people so far, I guess I'd have to.

8 Who knows, maybe he's a laugh? I get the impression we aren't trying to restart the human race here. If we are, then we're pretty fucked with that list already, so meh.

9 So long as I can bring my guitar, a jam buddy sounds good.

10 Well, I have seen enough movies to know that he is actually Satan himself. We're going to wake up and that glowing eyed motherfucker is going to have already summoned the vortex and be all like shemhamforashing all over the damned place. So really, whether I want to let him in or not, he'll use mind control on someone to gain entry anyway so no fighting that. Makes me think we should have kept the bloody priest now. Who knows, maybe he had learned a thing or two about demonolgy and could fight it, or worst case, the ol' adversary there will put his attentions on him and flame him up like a fireball allowing the rest of us just enough time to escape. I should have thought this through more. Is he wearing a hat? The hat gives it away! Does he have his head down and look up with piercing eyes? You know that shit is going to turn into serpent eyes the second the door is bolted, don't you?

We're doomed. At a push, I may sacrifice the retired prostitute I rescued but knowing our luck she will turn into a subservient mistress of hell and then we got double trouble. Maybe I should have sacrificed the architect. I've never seen a demon be all like, "Oh yoohoo... gonna feast on your ass, rawr!" in a movie.