I need advice, I want to get my brain out of the gutter for good. Can you give me advice on how to do that?

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[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

You're such a f****** retard you can't even get my name right but you think that push-ups and sit-ups break an addiction?

Have you ever had an addiction to anything and no playing your game boy doesn't count?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Did you ever consider that I'm well qualified to be here, as your media agent? I looked at all of the good responses, and added something new. 10 push ups a day is the miracle fitness plan sweeping the entire world.

I'm addicted to nicotine and maybe alcohol.

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If you were addicted to alcohol you would not maybe be addicted to alcohol but instead you would be addicted to alcohol.

There is a huge difference between drinking a little bit too much and enjoying it and being addicted to alcohol.

People that are addicted to alcohol drink at 24 pack once or twice per day or they drink a half a gallon of vodka every day.

You're not addicted to alcohol

And since you think that you're addicted to alcohol what is stopping you from doing some sit-ups and some push-ups? Except for the fact that that is your possible solution and it's a b******* solution.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm doing 10 push ups a day, and it changed my life. It's the baby-ist of all baby steps.

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah but that has nothing to do with an addiction to p**** now does it?

10 push-ups? What are you a 4-year-old little girl?

https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Less is more! You know that the first step is always the hardest. And he's not just addicted to pussy, he's in full blown existential failing life depression meltdown.

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well the part that you missed is that he is complaining that he is addicted to porn, which is usually an addiction that will have one or many more addictions that are attached to it.

Gambling addiction, sex addiction obviously, meth addiction, crack addiction, shoplifting addiction, and the list goes on and on and on.

Just so you know because you probably didn't take the time to really study the Ted Bundy video where Ted says that his problems started with a pornography addiction and led him towards becoming a serial murderer.

Pretty much every serial murderer is heavily involved in pornography and that is one thing that Ted Bundy said in that interview is that every major sex criminal that he has been incarcerated with or has known was heavily involved in a pornography addiction.

A pornography addiction is absolutely not something that you're going to cure by doing push-ups and sit-ups.

Truth is being poisoned you don't have a f****** clue what you're talking about.

I wonder did I ever mention that I studied counseling quite carefully?