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Who shall be my valentine?
submitted 1 year ago by Gravi from self.AskSaidIt
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She's a nice girl and she's not going to be influenced by some hooligan with a monster penis.
I am a hooligan with a monster penis, and I am very influential with the ladies
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Its the other way around, Satan actually worships me. Satan is a Phooeyist
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I would smack Jesus in the face with my monster hooligan penis, and he would turn the other cheek
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And you are confused again, I would never swear my life to anyone but ME
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My nipples are huge and really hard right now, is that normal?
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Non-Serviam (I will not serve) - Satan to God in Milton's Paradise Lost
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ya
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What do you like best about being my bitch?
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Masturbates furiously
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