Who do you want the tyrant of the previously United Shitholes to be?

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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I would like to nominate myself. I think I bring a lot to the table. And I know it's impossible to make everyone happy, but it should be very easy to make everyone unhappy, in the spirit of equality and slavery.

Here are my platforms.

  1. Abortion policies. Abortions are mandatory. This angers both pro life and pro-choice sides. Guaranteed to make them all unhappy.

  2. LGBTQ rights. I'll stark a new department of Trans-Eagalitarian-Righteous-Freedom, and put JK Rowling as the head. Also homosexuality is banned. Except in churches, where it is mandatory. With an exception for Catholic churches where it is banned and priests will instead be required to marry women.

  3. The Economy.

Everyone must own a boat.

  1. The environment.

In order to combat global warming, everyone must buy an industrial size air-conditioner that will be left outside powered on 24/7.

  1. Foreign relations.

In the spirit of capitalism and free Enterprise nuclear weapons will be given to all countries for no cost.

  1. Inflation.

I will make inflation illegal by imposing a strict NFT based barter system.

Remember. A vote for me is a vote for me!

[–]313337 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You son of a bitch. I'm in.