What is the smoothest way you've told someone to fuck off?

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Calmly walking through a supermarket, leaned in towards a Karen making a scene at the supermarket, "nobody gives a fuck about your problems' and carried on walking.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'd have farted on her also if I could. I have done it before. Many times. They fume when you do it. I love that part.

[–]Dragonerne 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

karen is an antiwhite slur. Fuck you. Stop being antiwhite.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I dislike all races equally. Even whitey and I'm white. I'm going to the grocery store tomorrow, find me a Karen, and fart on her just for you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. All humans are despicable. Fart on them all.

[–]Dragonerne 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I will fart on a jew then, just for you.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

OK Tallulah.