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[–]raven9 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Start a charity with yourself as CEO and do like all the big charities do, collect donations for the homeless people and use most of those donations to pay yourself a salary, provide yourself with a company car and an air conditioned office. Then just to fullfil your obligations as a charity, once a month take a can of baked beans down town and toss it out of your car window at the nearest homeless person.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Work for the UN and become like Pope Francis or Malala.