My life may end tomorrow in homelessness though I hope not. Why does God do mean pranks to people who don't deserve it?

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Find an abandoned or unused building.

that is not always the best advice, because you can end up in jail for a trespassing or even worse a breaking and entering charge.

one mistake that homeless people make, especially if they are not well experienced around the street level elements is they sometimes get a brilliant idea to sell dope(and just trust me that the opportunity will present itself to you), and then they end up in prison serving 27 years, omg.

and even worse than selling dope is the prospect of using dope. sheesh.. i am going to give to you some good advice: DO. NOT. GET. HIGH. IF. YOU. ARE. HOMELESS. CUZ. THOSE. BITCHES. WILL. SPIN. YOU. OUT. AND. THEY. WONT. GIVE. A. FLYING. FK. IF. THEY. DESTROY. EVERY. THING. IN. YOUR. LIFE.

the economy is fucked, so you can forget about finding part time work and you can definitely forget about full time work, with one major exception..

walmart.