Answer me these 3 simple questions:

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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

10 to 30 years ago I was sexy as fuck too. Now I'm Santa (long story).

[–]shitface9000 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well, I'm not trying to brag but both of those ladies were flirting with me back in the day.

Over the years the parties had more and more kids. I haven't been to one in a while now, but they still rock the block, as it were.