Kanye West reveals Jonah Hill and 21 Jump Street made him 'like Jewish people again' by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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My kingdom for the ability to decrypt their code language!

When satire becomes reality: Nearly 100 Babylon Bee joke stories have come true by P-38lightning in news

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Only 100?

Tallahassee principal is forced to resign after parents complained that Michelangelo's statue of David is 'pornographic' and shouldn't be shown to sixth grade art history class by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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All it took was three parents complaining about the statue to get her pushed out of the job and she was only in the job for a year. The "outrage" is clearly fake and gay. She should've never resigned and had them fire her.

For Five Years, The Pulitzer Prizes Have Rewarded Misinformation by P-38lightning in MediaAnalysis

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Only five years?

Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’ by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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If that's not mentioned in the interviews about this, then it maybe the goal to irreversibly hurt people stupid enough to follow health advice from her.

Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’ by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Isn't ozone toxic to both the good and bad micro-organisms that colonize our intestines? I mean, wouldn't she need to have cultures of good micro-organisms collected and grown for replanting after something like that?

CBS Weather Presenter Collapses Live On Air by ROSS921 in conspiracy

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Am I the only one who thinks that she looks Jewish?

Half of Black Students in San Francisco Can Barely Read by noshore4me in whatever

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Half of the "black students" in San Francisco are recently deposited migrants from Africa.

FBI watching my memes by zyxzevn in memes

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I bet the NSA guys in the AT&T offices got a chuckle out of that one.

Is any one here still watching The The Mandalorian? by HiddenFox in AskSaidIt

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Nah. The first season was interesting, I guess, but it's basically "Lone Wolf and Cub," but in space. I find the reports of the drama in the satanic house of mouse to be more entertaining.

Thank you Gaia for the antics of the seed of Abraham! GAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! by [deleted] in funny

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Nothing of value lost.

Couple find giant beehive in home as honey started dripping down the walls by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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How long were they residing in the house? Didn't they hire a pest control service to go over the house or the local bee keepers group when they spotted the bees?

Man Crushed to Death While Trying to Steal Catalytic Converter in Oakland by noshore4me in bayarea

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Man Crushed to Death While Trying to Steal Catalytic Converter in Oakland by noshore4me in news

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Parents of South Carolina student 'assaulted' by teacher on her birthday after she refused to recite Pledge of Allegiance sue high school by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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If the student was assaulted by a special education teacher, is it safe to conclude the student's mentally retarded?