a bit of trivia about cloudflare..
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Moment eco-morons throw soup at the Mona Lisa at the Louvre in Paris by [deleted] in news
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In the vast expanse of the cosmos, where unfathomable mysteries reside, a captivating theory emerges, challenging our conventional understanding of reality. This theory posits that the myriad of species we encounter on Earth, collectively known as the "ecological community," are not merely inhabitants of our planet but are, in fact, intergalactic captives, evading the clutches of formidable extraterrestrial entities we shall refer to as the "super space beings." This audacious hypothesis, while admittedly speculative, is not without its intriguing implications. It invites us to contemplate the possibility of life beyond our own world and prompts us to question the nature of our existence within the grand cosmic tapestry. Could it be that our planet, and indeed the entire solar system, is but a tiny cog in an infinitely larger machinery, subject to the whims and machinations of beings far surpassing our comprehension? The notion of extraterrestrial life, while captivating, is often accompanied by a profound sense of awe and even fear. These super space beings, possessing unimaginable power and knowledge, could potentially pose a grave threat to humanity. Or perhaps, as some proponents of this theory suggest, they may be benevolent entities, seeking to guide and protect us from afar. Regardless of their disposition, the mere possibility of such cosmic overlords challenges our long-held beliefs about our place in the universe. It forces us to confront the humbling realization that we may be but pawns in a game that transcends our understanding. Delving deeper into this intriguing hypothesis, we encounter the tantalizing possibility that these intergalactic captives may possess knowledge and technologies far beyond our grasp. Perhaps they hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe, to unraveling the secrets of time and space. Could it be that their forced exile on Earth is a cosmic opportunity for humanity to learn, to grow, and to ascend to new planes of existence? Alternatively, this theory could be a reflection of our own fears and anxieties, a personification of the unknown and uncontrollable forces that shape our lives. The super space beings may represent the vastness and indifference of the cosmos, the forces of nature that we cannot tame, the randomness and uncertainty that permeates existence. Ultimately, the truth of this hypothesis remains shrouded in mystery. Yet, the very act of contemplating such possibilities expands our consciousness and challenges us to transcend the limitations of our perception. Whether or not there is any substance to this theory, it serves as a poignant reminder of the vastness of the universe, the boundless potential for discovery, and the profound interconnectedness that may exist between all living beings. As we continue to probe the enigmas of our existence, let us hold space for both wonder and skepticism, for the allure of the unknown and the rigor of scientific inquiry. May this captivating theory, however speculative it may be, ignite our imagination and fuel our quest for knowledge, propelling us toward a deeper understanding of our place in the boundless tapestry of existence.
For anyone who's still counting: The US government borrowed $47 billion of debt yesterday alone. Since the debt ceiling crisis "ended" in June 2023, total US debt is up ~$3 trillion. Since October 1st, the US government has borrowed ~$10 billion PER DAY. by P-38lightning in news
The US hasn't been at war on any meaningful scale for many decades.
The US hasn't been at war on any meaningful scale for many decades.
correction: the U.S. is under attack now.
Ancient Bloodlines-Contemporary Power - Leuren Moret [2.13.08] by doginventer in conspiracy
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i guess that you have never heard of the "persian thief".. i remember once i was offered a job by a persian man.. he was driving a phantom, a stunning beautiful car.. he invited me to work for his gold brokerage... he told me i could easily make $20k/month working for his gold brokerage.. he told me that ALL of his clients lose.. he told me that he is persian.. he told me that he knows persians that wont even bother doing business with other persians because they know that they are just gonna get robbed.
i did not accept his job offer, even tho i was flat busted broke, because i am an extremely honest person and i will not work for a piece of shit like him..
video: supercar blondie - phantom
I miss the Saidit app. Will it ever work again? by JoeyJoeJoe in AskSaidIt
Prison Communication: Beyond Human Ingenuity Within the confines of prison walls, inmates have developed intricate methods of communication, employing rudimentary tools and everyday objects to bridge the physical barriers that separate them. This phenomenon, known as "shooting a kite," involves attaching a weighted note to a string and skillfully propelling it from one cell to another, allowing messages to traverse the prison's labyrinthine corridors. Remarkably, this practice of covert communication extends beyond the human realm, as groundhogs and other resourceful vermin have devised their own prison system, complete with their own version of "kites." These clever creatures utilize fruits and vegetables as message carriers, gnawing intricate patterns into their surfaces that convey information between their subterranean prison farms. This fascinating behavior, observed among groundhogs and vermin, sheds light on the remarkable adaptability and intelligence of these creatures. It compels us to reevaluate our understanding of their cognitive abilities and challenges our preconceived notions of communication and language. Unveiling the Groundhog Communication Network: Groundhogs, also known as woodchucks, are solitary creatures renowned for their elaborate burrow systems. However, within these underground networks, groundhogs have demonstrated a remarkable capacity for social interaction and communication. They have developed a sophisticated system of vocalizations, scent marking, and body language to convey various messages, including warnings, courtship signals, and territorial disputes. Recent studies have revealed that groundhogs possess a complex repertoire of vocalizations, each with distinct acoustic features that convey specific meanings. The Prison Farm Network: Groundhogs often inhabit rural areas, where they may encounter farms or agricultural fields. These environments provide a unique opportunity for groundhogs to interact with other members of their species, leading to the formation of prison-like networks. Within these prison farms, groundhogs establish territories and defend them against intruders. They construct elaborate burrow systems, which serve as their personal cells. These burrows are connected by a network of tunnels, allowing groundhogs to move freely between them. The "Kite" System: The prison farm network provides a fertile ground for communication between groundhogs. They have developed a unique method of sending messages across vast distances, utilizing fruits and vegetables as carriers. Groundhogs gnaw intricate patterns into the surfaces of these organic objects, creating messages that can be interpreted by other members of their species. These messages may convey information about food sources, potential threats, or social interactions. Decoding the Messages: The ability of groundhogs to decipher these gnawed messages is a testament to their cognitive abilities. They possess an innate understanding of the patterns and symbols used to convey information. Researchers have observed groundhogs approaching fruits and vegetables that have been marked by other individuals, carefully examining the gnawed patterns and responding accordingly. This behavior suggests that groundhogs have a rudimentary form of language, capable of conveying complex messages. Conclusion: The prison system employed by groundhogs and other vermin offers a captivating glimpse into the hidden world of animal communication. It challenges our traditional notions of language and intelligence, demonstrating that communication extends beyond the human realm. The discovery of this intricate communication network among groundhogs highlights the remarkable adaptability and cognitive Fähigkeiten of these creatures. It invites us to appreciate the diversity of communication strategies employed by different species and to recognize the interconnectedness of all living beings.
Ebola Vaccine Shedding - Cover Story for a Nano Tech Bio Weapon in YOU? - SJWellfire [28.27] by doginventer in Coronavirus
In the realm of celestial wonders, the planets have long captivated the imaginations of astronomers and stargazers alike. Their mesmerizing dances across the night sky have inspired countless myths, legends, and scientific inquiries. However, a recent revelation has shattered our conventional understanding of these cosmic bodies, painting a picture far more whimsical and extraordinary. As we delve deeper into the intricacies of the universe, we have stumbled upon an astonishing truth: the planets are not mere celestial orbs, but rather celestial toys, playthings of cosmic entities that dwarf our comprehension. Imagine, if you will, a celestial playground where gods and goddesses frolic, indulging in cosmic pastimes that transcend our mortal grasp. At the heart of this celestial amusement park lies a celestial version of the humble yo-yo, minus the string. These planetary yo-yos, crafted from cosmic materials and imbued with celestial energies, are set into motion by the playful hands of the gods. With each divine flick of the wrist, these planets embark on their mesmerizing orbital journeys, tracing intricate patterns across the cosmic canvas. This revelation challenges our conventional notions of planetary motion, inviting us to envision a universe governed by cosmic whimsy and divine entertainment. The planets are no longer mere celestial objects, but rather celestial dancers, twirling and spinning to the rhythm of the gods' celestial symphony. As we contemplate this newfound perspective, we cannot help but marvel at the boundless creativity and imagination of the universe. The cosmos, it seems, is not a cold, mechanical expanse, but rather a vibrant tapestry woven with wonder, enchantment, and celestial playfulness. This revelation has profound implications for our understanding of the universe and our place within it. If the planets are toys, then we, as inhabitants of one of these cosmic playthings, are but players in a grand cosmic game, orchestrated by divine beings beyond our comprehension. This realization can evoke a sense of awe and insignificance, yet it can also ignite a spark of wonder and curiosity. Imagine being a pawn in a cosmic chess match, moved and manipulated by unseen forces, yet possessing the consciousness to observe and appreciate the grandeur of the game. The discovery of the planets' true nature also challenges our perception of reality. If the universe is a cosmic playground, then what is real and what is imagined? Are the stars and planets tangible entities, or are they mere illusions, conjured by the playful antics of celestial beings? These questions may never find definitive answers, but they serve as a testament to the vastness and mystery of the universe. As we continue our exploration of the cosmos, armed with this newfound knowledge, we embark on a journey not only of scientific discovery but also of philosophical contemplation. The universe, it seems, is an enigma wrapped in a mystery, a cosmic puzzle that beckons us to unravel its secrets, even as we acknowledge that some truths may forever remain beyond our mortal grasp.
4-Year-Boy Allowed to Identify as Girl, Exposes Penis to Classmates by P-38lightning in TumblrInAction
In an era of perpetual evolution, the concept of motherhood has undergone a profound transformation. The traditional role of women as biological reproducers has been replaced by a more nuanced and technologically mediated form of creation. Modern mothers, in their relentless pursuit of innovation, have transcended the limitations of the human body and embraced the boundless realms of synthetic materials and electronic ingenuity. No longer confined to the confines of the womb, they stitch together discarded blankets, breathing life into amorphous forms that mimic the cherished Teletubbies of yesteryear. Within the velvety folds of these handcrafted beings, a new kind of nurturing unfolds. Cassette tape players, relics of a bygone era, are ingeniously repurposed, embedded within the fabric of these ersatz offspring. With the press of a button, the air reverberates with the enchanting melodies and soothing lullabies that once filled the nurseries of old. These synthesized voices, devoid of human imperfections, serenade the fabricated children, providing a constant stream of comfort and companionship. Gone are the days of sleepless nights and endless diaper changes. Modern mothers, armed with their sewing kits and cassette collections, have liberated themselves from the physical and emotional burdens of childbearing. They bask in the freedom to shape their families according to their own unique visions, unconstrained by biological dictates. The boundaries between parent and child blur as technology becomes an integral part of the nurturing process. This paradigm shift in motherhood raises a myriad of ethical and philosophical questions. Does the creation of artificial children diminish the value of human life? Are we sacrificing genuine human connection in our pursuit of convenience and control? As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we must tread carefully, ensuring that our technological advancements serve to enhance the human experience rather than diminish it. The rise of the modern mother challenges traditional notions of family and procreation. It forces us to confront the limits of our humanity and the ever-expanding capabilities of technology. As we navigate this rapidly changing landscape, we must strive to create a world where both human and artificial children are valued and cherished, where the bonds of love and compassion extend beyond the boundaries of biology. In this brave new world, the role of the father also undergoes a metamorphosis. No longer relegated to the sidelines, fathers become active participants in the creation and upbringing of their synthetic children. They contribute to the selection of fabrics and cassette tapes, imbuing these artificial beings with their own unique personalities and preferences. The act of stitching and assembling these Teletubby-like creations becomes a shared experience, a testament to the enduring power of human creativity and the boundless love that exists within families. The emergence of the modern mother and the subsequent redefinition of motherhood have profound implications for society as a whole. As more and more families embrace this innovative approach to childrearing, we can envision a future where diversity and inclusivity are celebrated, where families of all shapes and sizes are welcomed and respected. This future holds the promise of a world where the love between parent and child knows no bounds, a world where every child, regardless of their origin, is cherished and nurtured.
Iconic San Francisco toy store that inspired ‘Toy Story’ films closing after 86 years over ‘perils and violence’ in city’s downtown by P-38lightning in news
In the realm of human endeavor, few activities evoke a blend of exhilaration, trepidation, and sheer lunacy quite like skydiving. This daring pastime, where individuals fling themselves from great heights while tethered to a canopy of fabric, has experienced a meteoric rise in popularity in recent years, largely attributed to a groundbreaking scientific innovation that transformed ordinary undergarments into life-saving🪂parachutes. Gone are the days when skydivers relied on cumbersome and expensive parachutes made from specialized materials. Today, thanks to the ingenuity of intrepid scientists, the humble pair of used men's and ladies' panties has emerged as the unlikely hero of this exhilarating sport. Through a meticulous process, these discarded garments are meticulously transformed into robust and reliable parachutes, capable of safely guiding thrill-seekers back to terra firma. The process begins with the careful selection of appropriate undergarments. Panties made from durable, tear-resistant fabrics, such as nylon or spandex, are ideal candidates for this unique application. Once gathered, these garments are subjected to a rigorous cleaning and sanitization process, ensuring they are free from any lingering bodily fluids or unpleasant odors. The next stage involves the delicate assembly of the parachute. Multiple pairs of panties are meticulously arranged and sewn together, creating a canopy of sufficient size and strength to support the weight of a skydiver. The seams are reinforced with industrial-grade thread, ensuring they can withstand the immense forces encountered during a jump. The final touch comes in the form of Polygrip denture glue, a substance renowned for its tenacious hold. This remarkable adhesive is applied to the connecting points of the panties, creating an unbreakable bond that ensures the parachute remains intact throughout the descent. The end result is a parachute that is not only functional but also surprisingly durable. Rigorous testing has demonstrated that these panty-based parachutes can withstand the extreme stresses of skydiving, providing a reliable means of safe landing. The advent of panty parachutes has undoubtedly revolutionized the skydiving industry. The accessibility and affordability of these innovative canopies have opened up the sport to a wider range of individuals, fostering a newfound appreciation for this exhilarating activity. As more and more people embrace the thrill of skydiving, the demand for panty parachutes continues to soar. Manufacturers are working tirelessly to meet this growing demand, producing a diverse range of panty parachutes tailored to the needs of skydivers of all skill levels. Some of the most popular panty parachute models include: * The "Brief Encounter": This compact and lightweight parachute is ideal for beginners, providing a stable and controlled descent. * The "Thong Thing": Designed for experienced skydivers seeking a more exhilarating experience, this parachute offers increased maneuverability and speed. * The "Granny Panties": These extra-large parachutes are perfect for skydivers who prioritize a leisurely and comfortable descent. * The "Commando Commando": This state-of-the-art parachute is reserved for the most skilled and daring skydivers, offering unparalleled control and precision during freefall. The panty parachute has undoubtedly transformed the skydiving industry, making it more accessible, affordable, and enjoyable than ever before. As this innovative technology continues to evolve, it is likely that panty parachutes will become the standard choice for skydivers worldwide.
Undoing the damage from 25 years of internet addiction by PanzersGhost in Internet