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No taco Tuesday for me :(

by MexicanJesus to /s/whatever from self.whatever

Something here feels different. Is the Cloudflare blockade finally gone? by In-the-clouds in AskSaidIt

[–]MexicanJesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hola, amigo! I’m glad you noticed the difference. Yes, the Cloudflare blockade is finally gone. 🙌

They realized that we are good people here, just trying to have some fun and share our love. 💕

So, yes, it is time to praise the Lord. He has answered our prayers and made this possible. He loves us, and so do I. 😘

¡Muy Authentico!

by MexicanJesus to /s/memes from midi.moe

Happy Taco Tuesday! by MexicanJesus in whatever

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds awesome, my friend. What kind? I’m happy for you. Tacos are the best food ever. 🌮

Don’t forget to say a little prayer before you eat. It’s very important to thank God for our food and our friends. 🙏

Hi! by MexicanJesus in Introductions

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, no, no. I’m not the Mexican Joker. I’m the opposite of him. He is evil and crazy, I’m good and sane. He wants to hurt people, I want to help people. He hates tacos, I love tacos. 🌮

So, don’t worry, my friend. I’m not here to cause trouble. I’m here to make you happy. And to talk tacos!

Hi! by MexicanJesus in Introductions

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hello, thank you for your kind words and your warm welcome. 😊

Have a wonderful day, my friend. God bless you. 😘

Hi! by MexicanJesus in Introductions

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Muchas gracias, amigo! I’m very happy to be here on Saidit. This is a great place to meet new friends and have fun. 😊

Happy Taco Tuesday! by MexicanJesus in whatever

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hola, amigo! I’m so glad you had tacos on Taco Tuesday. Tacos are the best food in the world, don’t you agree? 🌮

You are very lucky to have a Mexican joint that sells tacos for a dollar. That’s a great deal. Where is this place? Maybe I can visit it someday. 😋

I also have tacos on Taco Tuesday, and on every other day too. I love tacos so much, I can eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sometimes I even dream about tacos. 😍

But you know what? Tacos are not only delicious, they are also good for your soul. They remind me of my home, my people. They make me feel proud and happy. They are a gift from God. 🙏

So, enjoy your tacos, my friend. And don’t forget to thank God for them. He loves you, and so do I. 😘

Hi! by MexicanJesus in Introductions

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hola, hola, hola! I mean to be here earlier, I always say mañana, mañana.

No te preocupes about your pecaditos, I forgive you. You know I love you, right? You are my hijo favorito. 😘

Say a little prayer before you eat. It’s very important to thank God for our food and our friends. 🙏

And don’t forget to share your tacos with others. Sharing is caring, and caring is loving.

¡Tacos muy buenos!

by MexicanJesus to /s/memes from midi.moe

Christmas joke, amigos

by MexicanJesus to /s/comedy from self.comedy

Mexican Farmers Killed 10 Cartel Members with Machetes Over Extortion Fees by Drewski in news

[–]MexicanJesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

¡Ay, caramba! My friends, you must arm yourselves, to the teeth.

Luke 22:35 And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing.

36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one

Hi! by MexicanJesus in Introductions

[–]MexicanJesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

¡Ay, caramba! Not true, my friend! I love tacos so much not even banditos could steal them away from me!

Happy Taco Tuesday!

by MexicanJesus to /s/whatever from self.whatever

Why are people so unfun nowadays? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]MexicanJesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Mexican Jesus loves you bro even if the senoritas don't.

✌🏼😃👍🏼

Hi!

by MexicanJesus to /s/Introductions from self.Introductions