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[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone here seen any gameplay from that Forespoken game? The one with the magical black girl who gets teleported to a mystical land while she's still in her Nike sneakers?

There's a section where the lovely apartment she's been squatting in with full amenities gets set on fire. She bursts out of bed, leaving her duffle bag of stolen money next to the bed to save her cat. As a player you have to actually walk past the bag to leave the room. You can even interact with the bag, suggesting she take it as she goes, seeing as it's her stolen life saves, but she just says: "I gotta find the cat first"

... Why? Why find the cat first? The bag is right there, all it requires is the near instantaneous motion of opening your fist, closing it over the conveniently attached straps specifically designed to allow you to carry it easily and not slow you down, and then continue your search for the cat. If that 0.7 second action was the difference between the cat's life or death, chances are you weren't going to find it anyway before it died.

... Anyway, my point is, fuck your cats, man. If there's a fire they prolly started it.