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[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dude, you can already get a poor foreign girlfriend. There are like three million Venezuelan refugees in Colombia, half a million or so of whom are young women, who will pretty much do anything to marry a foreign man and get the fuck out of that hellhole.

Of course, it's unlikely you'll find your unicorn virgin among them, since most of them have been turning to prostitution in order to survive.