Can pooping the wrong way give you CANCER?

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[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I scoop it out with a wooden spoon. Am i doing it right?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you want splinters in your anus.

[–]Megatron95 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's my spoon for chilies and spaghetti sauce. It's gotten nice and smooth over the years.

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then drizzle with olive oil and garnish with a sprig of rosemary.