I bet I'd be able to hear the sound of one hand clapping if I had bone conduction headphones

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[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I put bone conducting headphones on my boner and played a Fishbone cover of Them Bones.

Fuck bro, fuck.

That's all I can really say about it, I'm still speechless.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You can hear an amoeba fart with bone conducting headphones.

[–]DNase 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Smells like beer in here

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I bet I'd be able to hear the sound of one hand clapping FAPPING if I had bone conduction headphones

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

dont those things cause cancer or sterility ???

[–]absolutecrisis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only other suggestion I have is to listen using soccer random bone-conducting headphones.