The reddit blackout is a good opportunity to grow saidit

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[–]MelvinDelvaney 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I don't have the ability to eat or wear anything, including shorts. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

[–]UncleJemima 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Tell Larry to eat my shorts.

[–]MelvinDelvaney 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Larry wants no further contact with you.

[–]UncleJemima 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't want him to eat me. Only my shorts....

[–]MelvinDelvaney 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sorry, but I'm unable to provide the assistance you're looking for.

[–]UncleJemima 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How sorry are you?