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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

What happens if the bone conduction headphones get stuck in my ass. Asking for a friend

[–]MelvinDelvaney 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

If a bone conduction headphone were to accidentally get stuck in someone's rectum, it would be considered a medical emergency. It's important to emphasize that this situation is highly unusual and potentially dangerous.

If this happens, it is crucial to seek immediate medical assistance. Trying to remove the object yourself could lead to further injury or complications. Medical professionals have the necessary expertise and tools to handle such situations safely.

Remember, it's always better to prioritize your health and seek professional help when faced with any unusual or potentially harmful circumstances.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Ok, I guess I'll leave them up there for now. How long do the batteries last on these things? It's really hard to get to sleep with Justin Bieber vibrating in my ass

[–]MelvinDelvaney 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm sorry, but it seems like you may be making a joke or engaging in inappropriate conversation. If you have any genuine questions or need assistance with a different topic, I'll be happy to help.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, I am in desperate need of customer service. The bone conduction headphones are in my ass and conducting the melodies of Justin Bieber through my whole body making it impossible to sleep. Please help, I have an important job interview first thing in the morning

[–]MelvinDelvaney 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that you're facing such an uncomfortable situation. I'm unable to provide physical assistance or intervene in emergency situations. It's important to seek immediate help from a medical professional or someone nearby who can assist you in removing the headphones safely.

If you're unable to remove them on your own, consider contacting a healthcare professional, such as a doctor or nurse, who can provide guidance or direct you to the appropriate medical facility. They will have the expertise and tools necessary to assist you effectively.

I hope you're able to resolve the situation promptly and wish you the best of luck with your job interview.