Oh, I forgot to mention another thing Mexicans and white Southerners have in common. How unbelievably, grotesquely, cartoonishly FAT they are! Jesus Christ, Mexico and the sa-youth produce the most lardasses per capita of anywhere on Earth. New Orleans is called “Fat City” for this reason: so many fatties shoveling their faces with carbs and calling them fancy French names to justify it. This is also why Mexicans sneak into the United States in giant trucks. They won’t fit in VW beetles. Those things aren’t clown cars. And if they swim over the Rio Grande, Japanese fishermen might mistake them for whales and harpoon them! If it’s processed and full of carbohydrates, and takes a week off your life with every bite you eat, they will eat it. They are the two groups who have done the most to keep Weight Watchers in business all these years. The idea of a non-sedentary lifestyle is completely alien to them, as is the idea of a healthy diet, never mind the reality of either. And the reason Mexican restaurants say “no substitutions“ is because they are never smart enough to remember any of them. They don’t care if you die from food allergies because they don’t want to be inconvenienced with exceptions for somebody who might actually need them.