They are both stupid, bigoted, provincial trash who turn every place they touch into a ghetto shithole. They both cause traffic jams and road accidents with gas-guzzling terrorist-mobiles.

With the possible exception of Italians and Germans, white Southerners are the worst white people by far. Unless you consider Mexicans white, and I do. They are the least white white people. But they are still white people, so they are still racist. They are rednecks, but unlike real rednecks, they are rednecks all over.

They hate Black people. They hate Jews. They hate Gay people. They hate all the same people Hitler hated, yet you’re the racist if you call them out on their racism and their benefiting from white privilege at every fucking turn while taking jobs from Black and Jewish Americans who were actually fucking born here, all the while discriminating against everybody else in their shitty restaurants making non-spics wait twice as long as spics for anything. I have seen them discriminate against non-spics with my own two eyes. They are the most racist people in this continent because they are white, and they flaunt their whiteness at every turn while projecting their own racism onto those rightfully call it out. That Black woman who was fired for calling Mexicans white was discriminated against for being Black, which makes her even more justified in pointing out the whiteness of Mexicans, and therefore the racism of Mexicans.

In short, Mexicans are white, and therefore racist, so it’s OK to call them spics because spic is a synonym for cracker. If you’re offended by that statement, then you’re the one who’s racist, you’re racist against everybody the spics and the crackers are racist against, which makes it OK to point it out under Leviticus 24:19–21.