Happy Zombie Jebus Day Bitches!

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[–]MagicMike 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

His crucifiction was done on private land, not on the Golgotha. He ‘died’ in a few hours when most died after days. It’s my view that the Romans helped fake his death and told him to beat it or next time it’s for real. So he did.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Sources?

[–]CanWhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What?

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I asked for sources to prove what MagicMike said about Jesus.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He never fucking existed. He was a lie made up by Romans, the ancestors of wops, to justify stealing Judaea from Jews.