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[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Transcript of the court case:

"All rise - court is in session."

Judge: "Jemma Beale, you are accused of falsely accusing fifteen men of raping you. How do you plead?"

Jemma: "Not guilty, your honor."

Judge: "Counsel for the prosecution will state your case."

Prosecution: "I humbly request for your honor to please look at the defendant and tell me with a straight face that even one man would want to have sex with her, let alone fifteen."

Judge: "I find the defendant guilty as charged. Ten years in a federal penitentiary. Case closed."

[–]EternalSunset[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Prosecution: "I humbly request for your honor to please look at the defendant and tell me with a straight face that even one man would want to have sex with her, let alone fifteen."

You would be surprised with the amount of dumpster divers that would fuck a hole in the ground out there. But to want her bad enough to rape her? Yeah, that's where it gets SUPER sketchy.