Solved a little mystery

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[–]MURDERINCORPORATED 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Go turn yourself in, do the right thing

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Turn myself in for what, being a terrible example isn't a crime.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You should turn yourself on for not saying "Hi Ed".

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I figured someone was joking, wasn't sure who. He gets mad when you call him Ed, he is very insistent I call him Edward. He hasn't wanted to talk on the phone to me anymore. And we had a lovely conversation once.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Should have taped and uploaded to catbox

[–]MURDERINCORPORATED 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Just dial 911, say that you want to report a murder but that you don't really feel responsible and that you want their opinion.

Take the plea bargain.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hi Edwardo.

[–]MURDERINCORPORATED 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Eduardo can't help you, cuz you are going to prison.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'll low in his boat until the heat's gone.