Good news: Britney Griner is getting out of prison!

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[–]LabTech 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I'm pretty sure a full strip and a cavity search is standard operating procedure at all prisons across the world. Sexual abuse won't be her biggest problem in the Russian prison system... tuberculosis will; apparently that shit's endemic and there's no way to avoid it.

[–]chickenz[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

She is gonna be cold in there... She will have a hardened heart if she ever gets out, which she probably won't.

The u.s. recently seized several expensive Russian yachts, and now these woketards somehow think that Mr Putin just forgot all about that.

One minor detail that many seem to overlook is that miss Griner can be suicided, just like Mr Epstein was.

Or, she could pick up additional criminal charges along the way that could cause her to serve ninety years instead of nine.

Count my words, little miss woketards ain't never getting out of Mr Putin's prison system.

Guaranteed

https://youtu.be/pRgUpRx1wE8

[–]LabTech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Honestly, given the ultra-short attention spans of the people who'd even bother to give a damn about this situation, she honestly doesn't have any real value at this point; she's just being held because that's what the ruling was, and to prove the point.

I mean, if she was suicided, who would tell and who would still care, given that we're now absurdly considering nuclear holocaust?

Frankly, if I was dumb enough to put myself in that situation, I'd pray to God that some powerful concern would send a crew of hardened inmates to shiv me as much as it takes; that's a country with a prison system built on gulags, which were designed to break you over like 20 years no matter what the charge or sentence was. Better to take a couple minutes of pain then all that horror.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I read something online that Mr Putin had wanted to sit down to talk with dipshits Biden, but our response was that if we aren't talking about releasing miss Griner that he has no interest to speak with Mr Putin.

I can only hope that story isn't true, ffs.

Some like to spread propaganda that Mr Putin does not possess powerful missiles, but I promise you that is not true.

It was a real mistake to allow this woketards troon's and LGBT freaks into the white house.

Fuck Brandon.

[–]LabTech 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Honestly, I don't think that we're going to get nuclear war: despite what US/EU propaganda says, Putin is very much a rational actor, and there's no way he'd press the button unless he truly felt that Moscow was on the brink of sacking, which is never going to happen because even Putin's adversaries don't have the balls to commit that far. They like the IDEA of having Putin as this boogeyman they can trot out to justify their actions, they don't want to actually defeat him, because even if they succeeded with no consequences, all they'd have left to blame is China, and the CCP long since bought and paid for their loyalty.

When you consider also that Putin's changed tack and is going for a modern day siege mentality by crippling infrastructure in reprisal for being pushed back, my bet is that Putin's counting on his adversaries capitulating first and agreeing to give him the buffer territory he's wanted from the start in exchange for an agreement that the rest of Ukraine becomes part of NATO, and thus is immune from further incursions. I think that's been the understanding between both sides since the war started, but Western oligarchs wanted to milk the conflict so they could launder billions through their network of proxies, while only allowing a pittance to reach the front lines.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We are now playing a very complex game of chess that could destroy us all.

Let's hope for the best.