The perfect girlfriend, with an on/off switch

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I’ll take 3

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I vote for an On/Roomba switch

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With current energy bill prices, she probably costs more than the real thing buddy

[–]chickenz[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I want to send her to a firing range so she can learn to handle weapons.

It would also be fun to have her learn to throw knives.

She is the perfect predator.

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Now we're talking. A war-waifu! These would be excellent in strategic warfare or even as simple zombie apocalypse weapons. As they also make pleasant company and can be enjoyed in other ways, they would be a prized weapon of war. Bravo sergeant chickenz 🙏

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I picked up the remote once and tried to mute my wife. It didn't go over well.