this is an obviously faked post.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

To be fair that's 100% the kind of dumb thing I'd expect a 46 year old virgin to believe.

In fact a lot of non-virgin guys as well.

That is midlife crisis age.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can't personally imagine someone being so uncoordinated that they make it to 46 and they haven't even at least banged that homely retard girl in the hood?

But somehow he grows some balls and just shows up here like a testosterone gangster and is going to man up and bang five freshman girls in one semester?

Sorry, that is 100% a bullshit story.