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[–]chickenz[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

anybody that believed this post is dumber than a box of fucktards.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

To be fair that's 100% the kind of dumb thing I'd expect a 46 year old virgin to believe.

In fact a lot of non-virgin guys as well.

That is midlife crisis age.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can't personally imagine someone being so uncoordinated that they make it to 46 and they haven't even at least banged that homely retard girl in the hood?

But somehow he grows some balls and just shows up here like a testosterone gangster and is going to man up and bang five freshman girls in one semester?

Sorry, that is 100% a bullshit story.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm in my late 40s and I found it implausible, for one big reason: I don't know any virgins my age.

One guy I graduated with had man-boobs at age 18 and even he has kids. Another one hung around with the nerds but wasn't actually smart and wound up driving a forklift for a living. His wife is a legit 7/10, fantastic body. I'm barely 5'9"... like exactly 5'8.5" barefoot standing up... and my number is over 20 even throwing out whores and gold-diggers.

We all own houses, too, and seem mostly to have the careers we hoped for. Kids who were into aviation became pilots. Kids who were into art found a way to make a living at it, and so on.

I just think the whole world got fucked right after us, first by anime and video games and then by smartphones and woke politics. I can assure you none of us gave one fuck about any of that shit.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reddit is leaking. Lol.