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[–]jingles 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I invented the toilet.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Hey Ed, how's trading?

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

i am working on it now.

do you want to know how i can tell that you are not my friend and that instead you are a dirty motherfucker that only intends to fuck with me?

when i tell you over and over and over that my name is edward and it is not ed and it is not eddie, you insist on calling me ed.

you are shit garbage.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

It's literally a micro aggression.

You are due a reparation from him.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know what a micro aggression is.

Is that sorta like when I stimulate myself and I don't use both feet?

Oh, micro aggression, that's cool.