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[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

[–]theboronelement 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

This might sound like a meme but I got my black friend to take a 23 and me test and I include it with my resume. I'm certified black. I also paid a homeless guy to get the corona vaccine for me. I'm 100% vaccinated and black. Life couldn't be better lmao.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

a 23 and me test and I include it with my resume

Where the fuck you work you need to submit genetic screening on your resume, Gattaca Aerospace Corporation?

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You dont need to submit to genetic screening, but you can add it to your resume if you want. Have you not updated your CV in a while? You have to add your vaccination status too.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had no idea, oh god I was just joking about that Gattaca movie but it's coming true...

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

[–]theboronelement 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is my new ringtone.