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[–]aaarrgh 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen: the 'president'.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

[–]theboronelement 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

This might sound like a meme but I got my black friend to take a 23 and me test and I include it with my resume. I'm certified black. I also paid a homeless guy to get the corona vaccine for me. I'm 100% vaccinated and black. Life couldn't be better lmao.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

a 23 and me test and I include it with my resume

Where the fuck you work you need to submit genetic screening on your resume, Gattaca Aerospace Corporation?

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You dont need to submit to genetic screening, but you can add it to your resume if you want. Have you not updated your CV in a while? You have to add your vaccination status too.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had no idea, oh god I was just joking about that Gattaca movie but it's coming true...

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

[–]theboronelement 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is my new ringtone.

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Biden aint wrong on that one.

Shalom

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[–]spelllingchamp 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Martin Luther King used the Ne*** word in his "I have a dream speech". It was politically correct back in the day.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine.[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's interesting that no other race flips out over the common term for their race. With jews it's being identified at all, but the great ape is particularly touchy over terminology, because any term ultimately still refers to them as themselves.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

'Japs' and 'Chinks' are considered slurs now as well.

Edit: 'Paki' too now I think.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Biden has a problem with saying just about anything.

[–]proc0 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

One of the main reasons for censoring Trump was because if the president says it, then it's ok for everyone to say it. So I guess 'negro' is back in, folks.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine.[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Kind of opens the door for 'racial jungle' too.

[–]theboronelement 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I said it on reddit and am ip banned now. Guess my trolling went too far.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

KNEE GROW IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

[–]theboronelement 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's why blacks are so tall?

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (23 children)

It still amazes me that President Biden resoundingly defeated trump to win the White House. trump losing highlighted how bad he was as President. trump only did two things right as President. He kept illegals out and he moved the American Embassy to Jerusalem.

Shalom

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[–]TheProphetMooHamhead 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I hope ur uber eats money is worth this.

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Uber Eats!?

Shalom

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[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

How Do you get that image in your posts?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🔯 It's just an emoji.

[–]theboronelement 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Can I become jewish?

[–]Rob3122 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Say that you're a transkike and that you identify as a worthless jew

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I am a jewish carpenter.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Then be careful from u/usehername because that person bans people like you in s/lgb_discussions. Don't ask me how I know

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, it looks like she is moderating two threads.

I best leave her alone.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, be careful

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

no heteros. it's in the sidebar

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I missed that 🤓

[–]Foidblaster9000 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Why are the B's allowed then? They're just the greedy and indecisive of the hets

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So you're admitting that you have bisexual attraction you could choose to act on?

[–]Foidblaster9000 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's some impressive reach. Do you pull your argument tactics from teenagers?

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're asserting that bisexuality is a choice. My mistake believing you had some kind of evidence to back up that claim.

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Yes, just by being born to a Jewish mother.

Shalom

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[–]theboronelement 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I'm a dude with a huge cock, but I identify as a jewish mother. I'm also black. Imagine when your religion becomes a bunch of dudes like me bc you can't speak out hahahahahhaha! My goal is by 2025 that all jew women will be black dudes that identify as such. Enjoy it! We will make huge pyramids saying it also so when society collapses you will be remembered as a big black penis.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Bahaha, based

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a dude with a huge cock, but I identify as a jewish mother.

You can identify as whatever you want, that does not mean you are what you identify as to those it matter to.

Shalom

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[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I am a Jewish carpenter, like jesus.