i almost got vaccinated today.

submitted by MONKEYBALLS from (self.whatever)

while i was waiting to get my "JAB", i simultaneously pissed and shit in my pants while waiting at the walgreens pharmacy.

the pharmacist suggested that i wait until the urine dries up and the shit dries up and turns crusty before returning for my next jab attemp.

i just wanna be safe.

https://www.cdc.gov/

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[–]GST893 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck the CDC, FDA, NIH, and ALL the big pharma companies. They can take their clot shots and pound them up their asses. Anybody who takes an experimental gene therapy shot for a virus with a 99.7% survival rate is a fucking moron! Period!

[–]Salsashark 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I'm hoping they approve the Novavax soon. A vaccine made from moths and tree bark is a little more appealing than a vaccine made from cloned aborted fetus cells.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

that's for the flu right, not covid?

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

What's the difference?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

one's been around for years, the other is a bioweapon

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Anything's a weapon in the right hands.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

still it matters if one is more deliberately made and released

[–]Salsashark 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Both I believe

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it happened just the other day . . .

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hi Eddie!