I was having dinner with a pregnant stripper

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[–]Optimus85 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I went to this trashy strip club with a friend once and this stripper did her dance routine right in front of me while making intense eye contact. I had been to quite a few nudie bars by then but this was on another level. My friend suggested I get a lap dance with her since it was my birthday and I heartily obliged. Well, she gave me four or five songs worth and we ended up talking about fifteen minutes. Turns out she's sixteen and ran away from home and is being managed by some black dude in the back of the bar who collects most of her income. Sad.

[–]dragon1 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

is being managed by some black dude in the back of the bar who collects most of her income. Sad.

when you kissed her, could you taste his cum?

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I prefer not to have anyone in my life who knows someone who knows someone who associates with such a person. Even that might not be enough distance.