cALLing all internet doctors:
cuz i dont know what to do... my ass is gonna blow up and explode any minute now...
like ka-boom...
i had this very same problem about fifteen years ago, and i went to the hospital emergency room and for some reason they did surgery in a restroom with me sitting on one of those plubming toilets.
too weird.
hey, maybe i should call an ambulance and get taken in for another surgery.
i also had this problem about a couple of years ago, and i disemboweled myself with a bucket knife, problem solved.
maybe i will just get checked for covid and put on my maga hat and drink some tea.
TRUMP 2090
there doesn't seem to be anything here