She compares herself wearing a large dress, to a thin, fit model, wearing a smaller version of the dress. She's like 50lbs heavier than the models are, and her body is clearly soft and flabby by comparison. Lame tattoos, too much make-up, bad hair, and no body shape (unless you count ramming excess fat folds into "spanx" as "curves"), from years of sitting and eating. She complains that the dresses made her feel "frumpy", like it's the dresses fault she over-eats and refrains from exercise. Typically vapid, self-absorbed.