Just got a van, how can I monetize it?
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[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 4 years ago (3 children)
If it's a windowless utility van, then I recommend Uber.
You could make a hidden camera show out of peoples reactions when you arrive in a windowless utility van.
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 4 years ago (2 children)
Don't try to hide the duct tape, hand cuffs, zip ties, rope, knives, garbage bags, and Polaroids for better reactions.
[–]AbeFroman 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
Also spray paint "rape van" on the side for good measure.
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
You could.
"Free Candy" works better.
Who is Candy and why isn't she free?
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