This is literally not English. Please be satire. I'm having a stroke.

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[–]jet199 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Have you considered you might just be burnttoastgender?

[–]reluctant_commenter 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This person needs a real hobby.

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gonna assume it's satire, if it's not i swear i'm jumping out the window of a 5 story building