(No one has called for the abolition of the GOP.)

Well they should! anyway.... Scientists have assured me that attempting to engage in any independent thought contributes to climate change. Accordingly, it's more important now than ever to take advantage of the selfless services freely available from mainstream media guardians of all things certified true to do our thinking for us.

It is estimated by experts that a single vote for a GOP candidate is responsible for an increase of 0.00000675 degrees Celsius in the global temperature due to the 1.67 metric tons of poisonous carbon released into the atmosphere... so we all need to vote like our grandmother parts depend on it and keep electing sainted and above-reproach Democrats who can do no wrong.

What's particularly egregious is the GOP campaign to purge voter rolls- effectively disenfranchising the politically active who are no longer alive to speak up for their right to vote Democrat.