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[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They'll get a digital fingerprint of my asshole instead.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that capability already exists. It was originally developed to verify authors of old writings. It's the same thing with how I can spot Ed, he writes in a certain way I can recognize. Or how they caught the Unabomber.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, government agents want to stick a tracker on your texts so they can follow you.