dear sir or madame,
i am in distress. my father has been murdered by the opposition to his throne. i need your assistance to move $85,000,000,000.00 us dollars from my country to the united states where we plan to open up a chain of marijuana clubs for treatment of cancer patients pain and we also want to open up a string of pizza parlors that specialize in the making of pizza dough using cockroache sperm. its yummy.
you may be asking yourself, "how can i be of service to this prince in his time of need"?
let me ask you this.. do you have a CVS drugstor or a walmart or a wallgreens drugstore near your tribe's home that sells APPLE STORE GIFT CARDS?
if so, maybe you can help me.
i need $25,000.00 "FRESH" US DOLLARS UNTAINTED BY WITCHCRAFT OR VOODO SPELLS so that i can transfer this $85,000,000,000.00 to your bank account in trust.
i know that i can trust you that you will care for my deceased father's monies with honor and respect until i arrive in your town while riding a small herd of holy camels.
this proposal is absolutely legit. it checks out.
respectfully,
Aziz montuto Zomzabir
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