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[–]No_ 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Well yeah, America is bipartisan, only a little more than half of those who voted did so for Biden.

Though many of those dislikes probably come from women and girls who now need to go to the bathroom in groups again because of pedos and rapists being allowed in.

[–]Vagina7 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

i am going to start putting ribbons in my hair so that i can take a nice bowel movment in the ladies restroom.

they are gonna need to install wall urinals in the ladies room to accomodate transgenders and for creeps like myself.

my preference is to stand back about three feet away from the urinal when i piss.. and i like to talk to strange women and their children, it helps me to relax so that i can pee better.

biden 2021

[–]No_ 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Can you make it from 5 feet?

It’s only proper if you do it over the heads and onto mean women and kids who look at you for more than 3 seconds but less than 2.5

Don’t forget to apply makeup in the spot you can make sure mean women abs kids coming out of the shower at the gym aren’t looking at you in a funny way.

Make sure you show those lazy girls on track team how a real athlete runs, they just don’t work hard enough.

Give a visit onto the rape shelter in town and parade around with only your lady boxers on while you massage that morning wood out over a bowl of cereal.

Don’t forget to be on time to your diversity meeting, with you, 9 other trans women, and 10 men your team is the most diverse it’s ever been, congrats! Be sure to pick up that scholarship you won from it for being a woman in a leadership position.

You have to remember to go to your chesticle consultation this afternoon, you get it for free, you need to smirk at the other girls in the room, they’re all observed female at birth and at wonky getting boob jobs to make their boyfriends happy it’s just cosmetic, so they should pay out of their own pockets.

You’ve had a wonderful womanly day, no one called you sir, only 10 women who looked at you funny needed to be reminded that you are a woman and if they did not apologize you’d report them. You even got a womanly scholarship and your boob job is scheduled for the 29th. Congrats!

/s because you never know