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[–]hennaojichan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

This is it—the ONE religion that could unite Arabs, Jews, and Christians. I've been expecting this. Soon, we will see holograms of Jesus, Allah, and a rabbi in the sky. (Imagine the jokes.) Of course, Hebrews, the chosen ones, will be the leaders. During the Bush Admin, Jewish and Christian congresspeople were touring the Bible belt and found many Southern Christians who were looking forward to Armageddon so they could get to heaven sooner. Oh my Buddha.

[–]mommysexsworker[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

fyi, muslims are forbidden to leave islam, under penalty of death.

[–]hennaojichan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I see. But if the Imams agree, couldn't they bend the rules just a little? It seems the Israelis are greasing the skids so maybe Muslims can just slide over. So what is your take on this situation?

[–]mommysexsworker[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

there is no such thing as bending of rules in islam, unless quran allows for bending of rules.

[–]mommysexsworker[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

the coronavirus is the strangest virus i've ever heard of.

it's very dangerous in the way it spreads.

It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at Home Depot.

It can wreak havoc in churches, praying people are exceptionally vulnerable!

Although it's mind boggling how it vanishes when people stand close together holding signs, destroying businesses, homes, property, monuments, etc. (protest/riot)

Yet, standing to watch a marathon or a concert triggers its wrath.

It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at Kohl's, but not at Target.

It is non-alcoholic. It cant spread when you are buying beer.

It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but it cant survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, so enjoying a cup of coffee is safe.

It is the most curious thing, how it lives on basketballs, baseball bats and ballet bars, but dies on WWE(wrestling) ropes and Walmart shopping carts.

It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.

It's so smart. It won't bother the first ten people gathered but it knows when the eleventh person shows up, so be careful if that's you!

It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it, but if you need a plumber, it is weak and a mask will keep it away.

It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out of hiding and wreaks havoc upon the population.

It also requires dine-in restaurants to have a shorter menu and you use dont real plates, but only plastic forks and spoons.

Whoever heard of such a clever, sneaky virus?!?!

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