Greek prositutes would advertise via their shoes which would say “follow me” and that would be imprinted in the sand

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[–]In-the-clouds 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

If you only see the prints, but do not see the person wearing them, it sure is a gamble to follow. What's that saying?

Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Something like that.... At the end of the path, you could find a woman with sexually transmissible diseases, or you could find a man dressed as a woman, or a man dressed as a man, law enforcement officers in a sting operation.... or your wife. It's a trap!

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even if she was alright looking and disease free, I can only imagine the body odors back then were pretty wild.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Musky would forget what he was doing and follow them immediately.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Are you suggesting the only women who interest me are whores?

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm saying you think with your dick more than with your brain.

Musky's decision making process. (Except the outcome is different for him.)

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    [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm not talking about Melody, that's your business. I'm talking about this:

    /s/boobs

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Id fuck her

    [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    You don't know what was attached to those shoes! Maybe she was a fatty.

    [–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Would suck if the cops were chasing you though.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Turn a corner, ditch the sandals and play dumb.