Drinking in the bathroom in memory of an internet friend

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[–]SueBoyle 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

An alcoholic always has a good reason to drink, but never has a good enough reason to quit.

I study counseling.

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Much like fat people and cake.

[–]SueBoyle 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes it is similar but people that eat cake don't usually stay up 5 or 6 days at a time eating cake and develop a full-blown psychosis because they ate too much cake.

Cake overeaters just get fat, they don't necessarily become crazy.

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Chairs, brother!

[–]neolib 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cool-looking label!

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is a sad post. Why in the bathroom? Were you hiding?

[–]SueBoyle 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Alcoholics like to hide when they drink. Most bars are dark and don't have a lot of clocks on the wall, so you'll forget where you're at and stay there all day.

Alcoholics love to sit on their pity pot, they like to drink for some friend who died or for their dog who's sick or because it rained or because it didn't rain...

Alcoholics are simply junkies that are addicted to a liquid drug.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This homeless Singaporean kid on Reddit liked drinking in bathrooms. He was squatting in a 30 story abandoned building till he jumped off of it 3 years ago.

[–]SueBoyle 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To me, a lot of phalloplasty dicks seem like they've got no life in them.