Night Owl

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

See?

See? You fkn morons.

I got a chinese. Obviously.

My own.

Remember that owls fly without any sound even when it shall be night.

No advertisement needed.

And even i only move on ground.

LOOK AT HER.

This gurl. Is kinda funny,

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

When i now tell you how destructive water in fact is, she still will smile.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

And even then she forces me to smile.

The difference is: I can recognize your "second" chance 2000 miles away.

Your fucking Submarines are transmitted by a a near-sighted swimmer.

When i put my ears to hear in the water, the next thing you see is bodies.

From CIA, and all "your" guys trying to kill me.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The next guy coming with a 7,65mm i WON'T drown.

YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Even your .357's ONLY make me angry.

You fkn morons.

A tip: I can smell danger.

You even tip a dip into water: I AM there.

Next time i call for sharks.

When i cry for help: This is a thing you better don't wanna see.

Sharks won't even touch me. But they'll kill all your assets.

See: When i cry is this another thing than what you try to pull of. Dolphins come from 600 miles away to help me.

Enter water: WE REMEMBER.

FKN morons.

And outside the water is see some rich rich whores discussing human rights.

Well 9800 km afar it looks like it it is: "I'm the fucking German and people try to survive on fish:"

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A thing you better don't lok-a-see: I spit all your nickel out.

All your lies. All your iron.

And you surely don't want me boxing.

I ONLY swallow gold.

And fyi, i'm not irish.