Got stung by a wasp, kinda looks like a nipple

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That's a great nipple. Maybe you could sell a "Nipple Enhancement Kit" to trannies, with the right marketing. Harnessing the power of Mother Nature to reveal your true self! (meh, needs a marketing guy who speaks tranny.)

You'd probably sell them in pairs, and likely need to ship them as larvae instead of live wasps. Frame it as the wasps transitioning. You'd also need some sort of 'application device', and a way to piss off the wasp so it would carry out its duties.

Do they make drugs to enlarge male nipples? The wasps would do it within seconds of stinger insertion (once they hatched transitioned), and the bonus would be huge super sensitive nipples for at least a day or so.

The market for this product would be a fairly unique demographic, and you might want to nail that down before getting too heavily into the marketing.

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Do they make drugs to enlarge male nipples?

Beer 😂

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Haha, although I've only seen the boobs themselves mentioned in that context. I've had a fair amount of beer, and my nipples would be a cause for pity on a female. Luckily I have three, but that's a different issue.

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Three women, wow. I don't know how anyone can handle more than two.

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Dexterous toes? Marfan syndrome would probably help.