Got stung by a wasp, kinda looks like a nipple

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And yes, I am allergic. Really rocked my world for about an hour. First my back, now this, they say bad things come in 3s.

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Oh darn, I can't believe this [bad thing] just happened.

They do say that about bad things. I wonder if you can trick the bad things to think you've already had your quota.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe it wasn't always a thing, maybe people said it enough times they willed it into existence. Regardless, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with fate.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ouch man. If it makes you feel any better, it looks like a whole boob and I might want to touch it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Wasn't too bad, and today the wasp paid the ultimate price. I didn't just kill him, I killed his entire family and everyone he ever knew.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Heck yeah, the lineage is over. I've been battling a wasp nest with a water hose, but they keep trying to rebuild the damn thing.

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An M-80 on a stick will mess up their whole day.

As a kid, just throwing rocks at their inappropriately placed homes generated the most fun. But man, some of those can fly off the nest and pop you on the face before you can run.

Try getting them at night while they're all home asleep. There'll be no one to rebuild, unless the word is out in the wasp community about that location.

[–]la_cues 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Wow this is actually nuts, I got stung by wasps today for the first time in years.

I feel your pain, literally, and it was no fun.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I hope it's not the wasp uprising. What happened you got stung?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If wasps rose up against man, we might lose.

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If wasps rose up against man

There's definitely a "B" cult movie in that phrase.

[–]la_cues 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Second last day ever of my current job, outdoor construction.

Was moving a large frame with a co-worker. Wouldn't fit through main path, I suggest less used path to the left.

Shoulda stayed less used.

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That's a great nipple. Maybe you could sell a "Nipple Enhancement Kit" to trannies, with the right marketing. Harnessing the power of Mother Nature to reveal your true self! (meh, needs a marketing guy who speaks tranny.)

You'd probably sell them in pairs, and likely need to ship them as larvae instead of live wasps. Frame it as the wasps transitioning. You'd also need some sort of 'application device', and a way to piss off the wasp so it would carry out its duties.

Do they make drugs to enlarge male nipples? The wasps would do it within seconds of stinger insertion (once they hatched transitioned), and the bonus would be huge super sensitive nipples for at least a day or so.

The market for this product would be a fairly unique demographic, and you might want to nail that down before getting too heavily into the marketing.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Do they make drugs to enlarge male nipples?

Beer 😂

[–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Haha, although I've only seen the boobs themselves mentioned in that context. I've had a fair amount of beer, and my nipples would be a cause for pity on a female. Luckily I have three, but that's a different issue.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Three women, wow. I don't know how anyone can handle more than two.

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Dexterous toes? Marfan syndrome would probably help.

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wasps are scarier than their furry cousins, which could earn them the moniker "boo! bees".

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just murdered a whole nest of them for the third time. I don't know why they like my stairs