Gynaecologist 'mutilated virgin wife's vagina on honeymoon'

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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

In all fairness if you gave me a virgin vagina on my wedding night, I'd mutilate it too, with my cock.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In all fairness

Fair enough.

/u/SMCAB_Scissorspenis

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Note the demographic particulars, burried way down deep. How did I know? How did we know?

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He popped her hymen with scissors instead of his cock, that doesn't quite seem like mutilation.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My husband gave me a clean surgical wound instead of ripping my flesh with his blunt instrument

seems ... okay?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

They don't print the names of alleged criminals?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Apparently normal for Germany, they adhere to the presumption of innocence, unlike western media.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Apparently normal for Germany, they adhere to the presumption of innocence

Nothing wrong with that.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I respect their approach. They also have a good attitude towards limitations on public CCTV and privacy, something the rest of Europe has given way to.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gynaecologist Can't Handle Wife's Vagina

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

pro tip: Date for long enough to work out if he's a psychopath before accepting any proposal.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or just always stay away from male gynaecologists under all circumstances.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds ideal?

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

wait, she waited four years and they're seriously giving this a trial, what the fuck justice is dead

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The brits always spell words just slightly different than we do and I find it annoying.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Our language, our rules 😁

[–]winkot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You think I feel bad for her, knowing she didn't ground her relationship in anything but selfishness?

[–]RamblingOtter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Isn't this the real piece of work that was taking young girls to African and Indian countries to get cut away from the watchful eyes of the UK authorities? Is she now coming forward with her own story for sympathies?

If she genuinely thought FGM sucked so much, she wouldn't have played her part in getting more girls cut.

Fuck her.