I have failed to poop for two days.
submitted 9 months ago by JerkChicken from (self.news)
Things are getting tense.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Bless your heart.
[–]grunwode 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
The go to is usually a generic polyethylene glycol powder with lots of water. Brand names are Miralax, ClearLax, GlycoLax, etc.
You're getting older now, and your body is undergoing changes. You'll get hair in funny places, and your lactase production is diminishing. That means you can't have pizza as often, and you have to learn to enjoy letting someone else enjoy a few slices of the pie.
It's all down the tubes from here.
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[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Drink your morning coffee....
[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Better keep matches on you for when it decides to come out.
[–]Bigs 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (1 child)
Stop eating ANY fiber, at all.
Fry a fatty steak and eat it, with all the fat, including the fat from the pan. That pan fat will go straight through you and lubricate that mess out of you.
And stop eating so much fiber. Fiber is a very stupid idea.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
I eat mostly chicken. Much fiber in chicken?
[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago* (0 children)
I had some problems recently too. I think I have poor fat absorption, I am now researching bile salts
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