I have failed to poop for two days.

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[–]Bigs 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Stop eating ANY fiber, at all.

Fry a fatty steak and eat it, with all the fat, including the fat from the pan. That pan fat will go straight through you and lubricate that mess out of you.

And stop eating so much fiber. Fiber is a very stupid idea.

[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I eat mostly chicken. Much fiber in chicken?